Chris Hornsey Gwyn Perkins
Why Do I Have to Eat Off the Floor?
September 16, 2019 Comments.. 100
Why Do I Have to Eat Off the Floor? Chris Hornsey Gwyn Perkins Why can t I sleep in your bed Why can t I drive the car Why can t we play all the time These seemingly innocent questions, the kind usually asked by a child to an adult, take on a wildly humorous twist when addressed to a child by her dog, Murphy The minimalist text and succinct illustrations, brilliantly set off the grandiose ambitions of this adorable, little dog withWhy can t I sleep in your bed Why can t I drive the car Why can t we play all the time These seemingly innocent questions, the kind usually asked by a child to an adult, take on a wildly humorous twist when addressed to a child by her dog, Murphy The minimalist text and succinct illustrations, brilliantly set off the grandiose ambitions of this adorable, little dog with BIG ideas His owner patiently answers all of his why questions, until finally, she s forced to tell it like it is that Murphy is a D O G not a human.Quirky, charming, and absolutely hilarious, this book appeals to children, adults, and all those dog owners with canines who just don t believe they re not people. Why Do I Have to Eat Off the Floor Why can t I sleep in your bed Why can t I drive the car Why can t we play all the time These seemingly innocent questions the kind usually asked by a child to an adult take on a wildly humorous twis
  • Title: Why Do I Have to Eat Off the Floor?
  • Author: Chris Hornsey Gwyn Perkins
  • ISBN: 9780802796172
  • Page: 303
  • Format: Hardcover
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    1. Renee says:

      I read Why do I Have to Eat Off the Floor at my placement last week to introduce a writers workshop about questions In this story the dog asks lots of questions that are often asked by children to their parents For example, why do I have to take a bath after playing in the mud Why can t we play all the time Why can t I have a pet duck or an elephant The answers are reasonable replies that most parents would tell their children I read this book to introduce writing and asking questions to the cla [...]

    2. Jack Kirby and the X-man says:

      Murphy, the dog, asks many questions that your child wouldWhy can t I drive the car Why can t I sleep in your bed Why can t we play ALL the time The answers are typical parent answers Because you are too small, because you have your own bed, because there are other things we have to do.The fun would be if your child essentially acted out being the parent of Murphy X man is too small to be doing this and it seemed to me the answers were too boring parent for a child to relate to So it didn t work [...]

    3. Jodi Young says:

      A great story filled with questions Students may be inspired to write their own question book about things they don t understand this story could be a great opener to a writing workshop For the students to write about differences, questions, or things they ve always wondered many things can be taken from this story.

    4. The Brothers says:

      A very charming story of a dog that laments all the things he is not allowed to do like dig in the garden or drive a car His owner gives good examples for all the rules they have, but in the end has to remind the dog that he is a DOG and that s why he has to eat off the floor.Very fun illustrations.

    5. Takishia Gabriel says:

      This book was an okay read for me Although it was a fun book to read, it was written in a question and answer format This book could be used to teach students that they can also be creative with their writing just as this author was.

    6. Joanne Zienty says:

      Cute twist on the why why why questions that every child asks in this case, it s the dog doing the asking Sweet and funny illustrations to accompany the text Fun for a dog themed read aloud or display.

    7. Sarah says:

      I really loved reading this book It seriously made me laugh because it was so funny I loved that the dog thought he should do people things Very fun book The illustrations were also really unique.

    8. Youth Services says:

      This hilarious book is told in a question and answer format between the family dog and the little girl who owns him The illustrations are hysterial and this would be good to have on display for Tales with Tails JD

    9. Pawsitive SchoolCounselor says:

      I used this book to introduce why we have school rules The kids loved itwsitiveschoolcounseling

    10. Maria says:

      Cheerful, wonderful illustrations and a little bit silly this all the hallmarks of a delightful children s book.

    11. Edna says:

      Cartoony illustrations accompany this book about a young girl s explaining dog etiquette to her pet dog

    12. Bear says:

      Adorable cover picture

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